My friend said that I shouldn't fuck with guys like her boyfriend because he might actually kill me and that he had a gun and stuff. I laughed but then I wondered if it was true and then my parents like getting the that I had been killed by some guy because I was friend with his girlfriend. And there would be a trial, and my dad would be like, Did they even have sexual intercourse? And she'd say No and everyone would be like, What the fuck are we even doing here?